Barking Dogs
Well, I had a great holiday weekend. I did a lot of barking. The neighbors were out cutting the grass and having parties, opening their swimming pools. I never had so much fun. I just don't like those lawn mowers and mom says I just go nuts when I hear somebody cutting grass.
Mom says I bark too much. but isnt that what dogs do? It's my way of speaking. One of the neighbors is a real pain about my barking. They started complaining to mom. Geez, I am outside for just 5 minutes and they are standing on their balcony screaming like a banshi for me to shut up. This only makes me bark more, but they are too stupid to realize that. They continue to tell me to shut up.
I wouldn't have to bark like this if those neighbor kids would stay away from my fence and stop trying to aggrevate me. they are always running up and down the little alleyway that runs in back of our fence between the houses. One time they threw one of their toys into my yard and dared each other to jump the fence and retrieve the toy. They get really scared because I jump and the fence and bark like a crazy dog.
Have a great day all you fellow dogs, and don't let them tell you to stop barking.
Taco


